Thursaday. i laugh

So i have official gained the lead in our prank points game. A game where the rule are a bit hazey but that is what makes it sooo great. We had started our game somewhere around 4 years ago but had to just resently restart it as to all the points on the dry erase board mysteriously got smuged off. To most people pranks are only funny at certain times. For us it is pretty much a day to day thing that tends to teach a person to walk carefully!
Yestersday my little brother CJ (14yr) fell alseep again on the couch (he never does seem to learn that the couch is not a safe place to fall asleep. Espeically for him who sleeps HARD) His wonderful girlfriend happen to leave some thing behind that last time she stayed like wax for her legs. which in this case went to pretty good use. He now has two very smooth legs at least on the backside anyhow. Now dont think i pulled the wax off while he slept he sleeps hard but not that hard he just slept very peacful through the application.

But see haveing to restart all those point kind bugs when i look at the score board see when the points were smeared off i was at 397,821 a small 2179 points away from winning (the first person to 400K winsthe prank master u know a really super cool looking scratch piece of paper with fowl words written all over it and the winner's name to be placed onthe line right above the words that say "is a pranking motherF*&ker now who wouldnt want to have that!!) so now we dropped back down to zero, 5 days ago Jason was naturally the point leader as he normally does take he lead at 158, Chase is at 102, Chaz is at 99 and CJ is at 92. and before this morning including my 1 point for CJ's legs (yes 1 point.. u get 1 point for every person that falls in to your prank) I was at 100 now i am at 168. yes quite the jump and i very happy with that altho i think the lady that brings us bread inthe morning (because i really super like home made bread and she has a little home business making it and delivering it <-cool huh more ppl should do that) she was not to happy with walking in to the trap and honestly when i put it there i hadnt even giving it a thought that she would arrive before my brother Chase. (opps my bad (:< ) I happen to wake up this morning at 2am and with nothing to do gives my loads of time to think and contruct all sorts of events before anyone shows up for our morning coffee. (yes we wake just a bit early so we can have coffee together NO its not a gossip session those are for chicks.... men call it morning coffee but generally it is the same thing lol)
SO moving on
prank #1 i rubber banded the sprayer on the kithen sink

prank #2 i spilled paint on a piece of wax paper and let it dry while i carried out the rest of my naughty duites then being wonderful i took the dark red paint peeled it off the was paper and placed it at the edge of my bedroom door just so that the shadows would make it resemble a blood puddle if you only glanced at it.. (i never said our pranks didnt get somewhat mean)

prank#3 i put food coloring on everyone toothbrush i even managed to get inside Chaz's house without waking him (he lives nextdoor) and put it on his :)

prank #4 replaced the shampoo with jello (that had not set yet) i even made it in to Jason's bathroom without be heard which is SUPER hard cos i swear that man doesnt sleep!

prank #5 unscrewed the cinnamon shaker (cos a dash of cinnamon in your coffee is not enough u need to the WHOLE container)

prank#6 karo syrup is great cos of how clear it is i love it! (and yes we do actually do out and buy certain things to use for pranks jsut because we know that they are perfect for them) from the very tip top of the banister to the very bottom of it was smeared in it.

prank #7 put clear nail polish over the bar of soap that we keep by the kitchen sink (it wont lather lol and i kinda like it when CJ girlfriend forget all her girlythings here they come in handy)

prank #8 double sided taped on the bottom of the creamer and sugar bowl

prank #9 replaced CJ's toothpaste with mustard (he is so oblivious to paying attention to color) and for anyone who realy want to try this one it is awesomely easy  

prank #10 arosol glue is great holds tight too note the caution label on th can has nevr been underadvisment in our house. sprayed all 5oz in CJ shoes

prank #11 removed the pins from CJ's door

prank #12 dumped the water in the coffee pot out and replaced it with vingar

prank #13 put a bowl filled with whipcream placed vary obviously in front of the door that i knew Chaz would use see if he is looking down he is not going to be following hte fishing line up the door that held a tack that would fall on to the water balloon jsut inches down from it filled with horseradish sauce 

prank #14  covered the front mat with vaseline (no the bread lady didnt fall but damn near but that is ok cos i still get a point for her haha)

prank #15 covered the sensor on the bottom of Jason's PC mouse with tape

prank #16 i cut a hole inthe bottom of a plastic bowl and then filled it up with jelly beans

prank #17 filled 4 glasses half way with water and turned them upside down (if u use a thick paper and keep it tight on the cup it wont spill before u place the cup on a hard surface) put the glasses back inthe cupboard.

prank #18 edged the rim of 5 coffee cups with tarar sauce really thin so u cant see it

prank #19 drew a penis on CJ's cheek

prank #20 wrapped one of each of Jason's shoes in duct tape

prank #21 filled toilet up with yellow food coloring and dish soap (for bubbles lol)

prank#22 hid the shower curtains from both bathrooms

prank# 23 took Cj clothes and put them in closet and replaced his bag with the kitchen trash bag (this one has history to it which is why it worked.. at one time when CJ lived with us i asked him to take the trash out it was sitting by the door well he ended up leaving hte house with out doing it (so i did it) BUT when he came home he jumped in to the shower right away and took all his clothes ALL his clothes and put them in a trash bag and put it by the door. He wanted his clothes back so i told him if he takes the trash out like i asked i would give them back. so down he went in a towel and the bag slight ripped as he tossed it in the dumpster and he seen his clothes fall i to the trash >:) so in a towel and all he had to dumpster dive to get his clothes back.. so see history he thought his clothes were in the trash bag(:< )

and then by that time i figured i should escape to my room and close the door and listen to all the "oh u did not just... what the hell... and ur going to pay liam i promise" LMAO

so its been an eventful wonder point filled day. :D