So it Saturday and nonsense always seems to make the Sunday seem a bit more gleeful :)
i was reading this book called...the history of glue....i couldn"t put it down..
2 tv aerials fell in love..the wedding was rubbish, but the reception was brilliant
i went to a karaoke bar last night and discovered they did not play 70"s music..at first i was afraid, i was petrified.....
my bud Sid was the victim of ID theft..He"s just called S now
what "bipolar"?...a sexually confused bear
what do you call a sensitive, good-looking and intelligent man?.....a rumour
what do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?...a widow
"Doctor, Doctor, i have a strawberry on my head"...."i will give you some cream for that"
OK now on with the show
Have a great evening